"I was set free because my greatest fear had been realized, and I still had a daughter who I adored, and I had an old typewriter and a big idea. And so rock bottom became a solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life."

Happy Birthday Joanne Rowling (7/31/1965) and Harry James Potter (7/31/1980)

trekuniverse:

How the hell did that kid beat your test?

burgrs:

in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes

dani-phandomz:

overdramatictoast:

onac911:

Requested Hulk as Harry Potter

i will never NOT reblog this omg

THE SORTING HAT

whatshehassaid:

thefogofwar:

lastknownwriter:


F.


I love how 90% of the reblogs are spn blogs but there’s no comments. It’s like


LAUGHIGN

whatshehassaid:

thefogofwar:

lastknownwriter:

F.

I love how 90% of the reblogs are spn blogs but there’s no comments. It’s like

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LAUGHIGN

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend


Chris Pratt as Star-Lord on the first day of shooting Guardians of the Galaxy

Chris Pratt as Star-Lord on the first day of shooting Guardians of the Galaxy

the-kellephant:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

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I still laugh at this every single time I see it.

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.

WLT